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This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff.     1.  My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory   , but I got canned   .       Couldn't       concentrate   .   2.  Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,   but just       couldn't hack it   ,  so they gave me the       ax   .   3.  After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it       --mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.   4.  Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,   but that       was too exhausting.   5.  Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.   6.  Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,   but any way       I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.   7.  My best job was a Musician,       but eventually found       I wasn't noteworthy.   8.  I studied a long time to become a Doctor,   but didn't have any patience.   9.  Next, was